Planning a trip to Ayrshire?
You should avoid it at all costs!
We certainly don't have brilliant beaches, castles, golf courses, places to eat, drink and meet.
We're not steeped in history nor are we home to Rabbie Burns.
Check out our video for more reasons not to come to Ayrshire...
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